Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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