Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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