Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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