Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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