She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i drank out of a bidet.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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