she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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