He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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