He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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