And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Still dying that you shit outside
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
