if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She's the barista slut.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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