He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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