I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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