My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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