you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
operation harelip BJ is a go
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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