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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.

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No comment about that. Just two thumbs up. WAY up!

Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Oct 10, 10 at 1:05pm

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- I give it 3 thumbs up. Don't ask.
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Oct 10, 10 at 2:21pm
  
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I love giving head. Especially morning head. It really turns me on. And yes, I am a chick. ;)

Submitted by MoonStar31 on Oct 10, 10 at 8:33pm

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- I think that we all pretty much love you at this point
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Oct 10, 10 at 11:46pm
  
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People seem to be overlooking that this blowjob took place while the guy was sleeping.... I dunno about you guys but I prefer fallatio while concious. Still, it is a nice gesture.

Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 3:25pm

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Wow... Your like pretty much freakin' awesome! Any guy would be lucky to have a gal like yourself... Assuming your not ugly of course, lol!

Submitted by Bloodknight on Oct 10, 10 at 1:15pm

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if there are more chicks like you in the 712 that's where im moving!!!

Submitted by MrWatts82 on Oct 10, 10 at 1:40pm

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A blowjob doesn't make you more naked. But good call all the same.

Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 10, 10 at 9:53pm

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- Let's look at the options:\n1) a bj, while sleeping\n2) no bj but "more naked" girl, while sleeping\nI choose 1
  
  Submitted by redsox985 on Oct 10, 10 at 11:36pm
  
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that's a great girl

Submitted by steeldude on Oct 10, 10 at 2:10pm

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R a p e

Submitted by garg411 on Oct 10, 10 at 11:56pm

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God bless you, you angel

Submitted by midlake_avatar on Oct 10, 10 at 7:02pm

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Keeper!

Submitted by vodkadude on Oct 10, 10 at 5:01pm

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There is never a bad time for a blow job. And there is little better to do in the 712 then fuck....

Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 12, 10 at 12:39am

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This is the mental attitude ideal for the most perfect woman ever. Thats a surefire way to keep your man ladies. even better if you're hot of course. its not everything, but sure is something.

Submitted by otto2325 on Oct 11, 10 at 6:27am

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Why can't this be every girl?

Submitted by jej78 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:16am

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I looooove waking guys up with head. They're eternally grateful. They follow u around like sam did mr. Frodo.

Submitted by hopeybergio on Oct 12, 10 at 1:34pm

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<3 whores

Submitted by dbao9 on Oct 11, 10 at 4:13pm

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Liar.

Submitted by lovelyguns on Oct 10, 10 at 11:56pm

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Sorry, boys. I'm taken. ;)

Submitted by MoonStar31 on Oct 11, 10 at 12:01pm

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@moonstar31 marry me

Submitted by Sharkies on Oct 11, 10 at 4:10am

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god please marry me

Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 10, 10 at 4:14pm

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You are amazing

Submitted by ncboi on Oct 11, 10 at 12:31pm

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Wow, that's a lucky guy!

Submitted by kevin8998 on Oct 11, 10 at 8:53am

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I would totally do this. Sometimes I wake my boyfriend up to give him head, I LOVE giving head, its soo good.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 7, 12 at 3:42pm

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Excellent. Did he wake up as you swallowed??

Submitted by insanityfan on Oct 11, 10 at 12:36am

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My area code... Oh goodness Iowa

Submitted by fairamar on Oct 10, 10 at 11:11pm

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genital herpes, whore, just straight dirty

Submitted by mikematt on Oct 11, 10 at 3:56am

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That'a girl!

Submitted by Zzzave on Oct 10, 10 at 11:02pm

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Never can be naked enough. That guy knows his stuff.

Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 21, 11 at 6:46pm

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Submitted by said8ED on Oct 10, 10 at 2:21pm

Submitted by MoonStar31 on Oct 10, 10 at 8:33pm

Submitted by said8ED on Oct 10, 10 at 11:46pm

Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 10, 10 at 3:25pm

Submitted by Bloodknight on Oct 10, 10 at 1:15pm

Submitted by MrWatts82 on Oct 10, 10 at 1:40pm

Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 10, 10 at 9:53pm

Submitted by redsox985 on Oct 10, 10 at 11:36pm

Submitted by steeldude on Oct 10, 10 at 2:10pm

Submitted by garg411 on Oct 10, 10 at 11:56pm

Submitted by midlake_avatar on Oct 10, 10 at 7:02pm

Submitted by vodkadude on Oct 10, 10 at 5:01pm

Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 12, 10 at 12:39am

Submitted by otto2325 on Oct 11, 10 at 6:27am

Submitted by jej78 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:16am

Submitted by hopeybergio on Oct 12, 10 at 1:34pm

Submitted by dbao9 on Oct 11, 10 at 4:13pm

Submitted by lovelyguns on Oct 10, 10 at 11:56pm

Submitted by MoonStar31 on Oct 11, 10 at 12:01pm

Submitted by Sharkies on Oct 11, 10 at 4:10am

Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 10, 10 at 4:14pm

Submitted by ncboi on Oct 11, 10 at 12:31pm

Submitted by kevin8998 on Oct 11, 10 at 8:53am

Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 7, 12 at 3:42pm

Submitted by insanityfan on Oct 11, 10 at 12:36am

Submitted by fairamar on Oct 10, 10 at 11:11pm

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Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 21, 11 at 6:46pm

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