If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
babies were throwing up all over the place
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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