Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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