Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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