That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
be right there i have to get my cape
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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