Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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