Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize