you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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