i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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