Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
