Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I want to be your penis for a week.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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