Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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