I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize