Need sex. Gaining weight.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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