What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She even gives head with a lisp.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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