you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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