Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
