I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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