Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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