C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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