i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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