Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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