I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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