I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Did I show you my penis last night?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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