Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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