Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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