I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
