Tell her she can't have a vagina
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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