I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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