We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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