Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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