she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
