return my video game
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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