He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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