I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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