I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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