He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
