what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
