dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
