He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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