At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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