you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sext me about skeletons
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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