if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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