This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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