For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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