Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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