I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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