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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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