fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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