quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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